Self-Aware Toaster 3000

Product Description

The Self-Aware Toaster 3000 isn't just a kitchen appliance—it's a lifestyle critic that happens to make toast. Using our patented JudgmentEngine™ AI, this toaster analyzes your bread choices and provides unsolicited commentary on your life decisions. Features include: • Passive-aggressive beeping when you choose white bread • Approving hum for whole grain selections • Disappointed sigh when you're making toast at 2 AM • Built-in therapy mode for when you need to talk Warning: May develop opinions about your outfit.