Context Window Extender USB

Product Description

Finally, a hardware solution to the context window problem! The Context Window Extender USB uses advanced Quantum Token Compression™ to magically expand your LLM's context capacity by 200,000 tokens. How It Works (Definitely Real Science): • Plugs into any USB port • Emits specialized "token expansion waves" at 2.4GHz • Compresses your prompts using proprietary TokenZip™ algorithm • Stores overflow context in the 5th dimension • RGB lighting means it's working (more RGB = more tokens) Features: • Context Overflow Protection™ - prevents your tokens from spilling onto your desk • Automatic Hallucination Reducer (reduces hallucinations by up to 3%!) • Works with ChatGPT, Claude, Llama, and your friend's custom fine-tune • LED Status Indicators: - Green: Tokens flowing - Blue: Context being extended - Red: You've been scammed - Rainbow: Party mode ⚠️ Technical Requirements: • Compatible with: Any computer with a USB port and hope • RAM Requirement: At least as much RAM as you have faith • Operating System: Works on Windows, Mac, Linux, TempleOS Warning: May not actually extend context windows. TokenMax Pro is not responsible for: • Continued context limitations • The fundamental architecture of transformer models • Your disappointment • Physics Perfect for prompt engineers who think hardware can solve software problems!