Kinetic Crypto Miner Watch

Product Description

The Kinetic Crypto Miner Watch revolutionizes passive income by turning your daily arm flailing into blockchain gold. Using our proprietary ProofOfWalking™ consensus algorithm, this watch converts kinetic energy into verified cryptocurrency transactions. Technical Specs: • Hashrate: 0.00003 H/s per arm swing • Mining Algorithm: SHA-256-ish (proprietary) • Consensus: Proof of Walking (PoW... literally) • Supported Coins: WristCoin (WRC), ArmToken (ARM), StepBucks (STEP) • Energy Efficiency: Powered by your regret Features: • Automatic mining during meetings (optimal arm movement from typing angry Slack messages) • Fitness integration: 10,000 steps = 0.00001 WristCoin • Vibrates when you've mined enough to cover transaction fees • LED display shows your net loss in real-time • "Lambo Mode" countdown (currently at: ∞ years) ⚠️ Important Notes: • Average time to mine 1 full coin: 847 years • Does not work while sleeping (nice try) • Waving frantically at concerts counts as mining • We are not responsible for shoulder injuries from excessive mining Includes complimentary WristCoin wallet with $0.000003 starter balance. ROI expected sometime after the heat death of the universe.